"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
this is the exact reason i refuse to cut my hair really short and fulfill a bunch of stereotypes.
Not quite that girly, but yeah. I *rarely* am read as queer. It’s a problem.
what bothers me the most is that it doesn’t matter how many times i mention my girlfriend or say i have a girlfriend. people just ignore the fuck out of that and still assume that i’m straight.
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!
I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.
You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE
LISTEN UP YOU LIL SHITS
IF YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW
JUST KNOW THAT YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT
YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY
YOU WILL MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND MEETING NEW PEOPLE ISN’T AS BAD AS IT SEEMS
YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS YEAR WITHOUT DYING, I PROMISE
NOW GO GET ‘EM
I’ll bet Amos Diggory gave this same pep talk to his son
Look me in the eye and tell me that was ok