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20daysofjune:

no but life is

zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

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ijustwanttosleep:

malijuanastyles:

what does niall even do with his millions of dollars like he doesn’t get tattoos doesn’t buy new clothes doesn’t own multiple cars doesn’t have a girlfriend only has one sibling lives in the same city as his mother and spends his free time watching football and livetweeting james bond movies

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I’ll give you one guess 

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

When you want to reblog a post but you don’t agree with one of the comments

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shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

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megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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pregnantzombie:

note-a-bear:

chauvinistsushi:

sourcedumal:

boosabe:

spiritgun:

liftedandgiftedd:

3 people stealing the same bike [video]

smh…

entirely fed up with this world 

Damn….

Racism right here.

White people steal, and it’s BRUSHED OFF AND OTHER PEOPLE HELP

Black person? MOB of people come to attack him.

*lies down*

but it’s all in our heads though

This shit is infuriating

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mcwithaminthetardis:

aura218:

playbill:

ugh another gritty reboot. i guess it could work, particularly in act 2. but if the opening number isn’t adorable, then this will just look like dickens with a fairy godmother at the start.

BTW, you can watch the original cast with Bernadette Peters and Joanna Gleason (she’s a “that girl” in a lot of network tv) on Netflix, Youtube, the library, and wherever fine tv is stolen.

I have a feeling this trailer is trying to lure people in by hiding that this is actually a musical.  Did you notice that there is like almost no singing???? People are going to get into that theater and be like WTF IS THIS?!

lifehacksandfacts:

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