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unamusedsloth:

"Vicious" Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

(Source: unamusedsloth, via nothotculture)

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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Anonymous asked: I'm one of the most feminine, sensitive, girly, emotional people I know, and sometimes I feel like when I tell people I'm gay, they're just like "No way I've never met someone straighter." It's so frustrating, sometimes I feel like I need to buy a bunch of flannel shirts and cut my hair really short and fulfill a bunch of stereotypes just to get people to take me seriously. Has anyone else ever had this problem?


Answer:

mcwithaminthetardis:

ladycanuck:

mcwithaminthetardis:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

this is the exact reason i refuse to cut my hair really short and fulfill a bunch of stereotypes.

Not quite that girly, but yeah. I *rarely* am read as queer. It’s a problem.

what bothers me the most is that it doesn’t matter how many times i mention my girlfriend or say i have a girlfriend. people just ignore the fuck out of that and still assume that i’m straight.

ger-o-nim-o:

this show is gold

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

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coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

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mistafuckingbooty:

holywatersupersoakers:

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE

wait WHAT?!

(Source: bckettsponytail, via nothotculture)

1010101110011010101001:

pika-bubblez:

willamholmes:

OK

LISTEN UP YOU LIL SHITS

IF YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW

JUST KNOW THAT YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT

YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY

YOU WILL MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND MEETING NEW PEOPLE ISN’T AS BAD AS IT SEEMS

YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS YEAR WITHOUT DYING, I PROMISE

NOW GO GET ‘EM

I’ll bet Amos Diggory gave this same pep talk to his son

Look me in the eye and tell me that was ok

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sevigny97:

atlasstumbled:

sevigny97:

annoying pseudo intellectual looks

Is she drinking urine?

Im sorry you don’t know what tea looks like and im also sorry your piss looks like that you dehydrated ass hœ..

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