m00dycat:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

Oh my god

(via grade-a-memo)

neopiacentral:

My mom found a handicapped marker on the ground so whenever we park in a handicapped spot she makes me limp when we get out of the car

(via avenger-time-now)